The Madness Begins

So if we've had since last Thanksgiving to get ready for all this, and we are nothing if not people who prepare everything in advance, how come we're down to, like, a day and a half, and all of a sudden there's too much to do in the time that's left and not enough ways to do it? I'll leave you with these few words until I return to the land of the sane people some time next week:

centerpieces.
rental van.
ipads.
sister.
not packed yet.
oy.
vey.