If this day were going any more slowly, it would be moving backwards.
I contacted another vendor, spoke to the Assistant Superintendent about some other money thing, called in several kids to try to shake their overdue books loose, went through everything on my Google Reader twice, had the coffee in my thermos, and then I looked at the clock: 10:04. Gah. That's only halfway through third period! Isn't it time to go home yet?
Now, this is going to sound crazy, but what I need are some papers to grade. This is because the Other Chai is giving my some projects one of her classes did that she and I taught together, and I'm grading the technical part, and I pretty much cleared my day today so I could get that done, but she hasn't given me the papers yet. I've got my little rubric all ready to go. (A rubric, for the uninformed and/or over a certain age, is like a scoresheet. This is the way we need to grade papers now. Each kid gets a copy of the rubric beforehand so s/he knows what we're looking for and what they're being graded on, and then they get the completed rubric, showing them what they did right and what they did wrong, when they get their papers back. Only I didn't give them my rubric at the beginning this time, but it doesn't matter; they're only getting a point for what they did -- what I told them to do -- and no points if they didn't do it. It's not complicated. My other recent project, the one where they write their autobiographies in historical context, has a hell of a rubric, because designing rubrics is The Perfect Job for an obsessive-compulsive list maker. Hey, maybe that's what I should do when I retire: become a professional rubric maker. Or not. There's only so many times in a day that you can stand to say or hear that word.)
I was also looking online at the Apple site to see what they're offering now so I know what to tell my sister to look for when we go shopping on Saturday. It's not hard; she doesn't need anything with the word "Pro" in it, and she certainly doesn't need a MacBook Air, because really, who does? It's a super-lightweight and thin computer, but is otherwise no big deal. Not a big hard drive, no internal CD/DVD drive, not enough ports. Not worth it to me. But now I'm wondering if I could get them to put more memory and a bigger hard drive in my computer, and what that would cost. I'll have to look into it.
Okay, that took five minutes. Now what?
Okay, a bell rang. Third period is over. I thought you'd want to know.
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It's fifth period, aka first lunch. I have second lunch. Will this day never end?
Oh, here's an amusing moment I had last night. The Hubs says that next Tuesday after work he's going to the optometrist. This must mean that his eyes are literally falling out of his face, because I gave him the doctor's card five years ago when his second to last pair of glasses broke. (He's now wearing wire-rim aviator glasses.) Maybe more than five years ago. I'm sure he has not gotten a new prescription or pair of glasses in 20, maybe 25 years. He is actually going to see a medical professional. Anyway, so I figured he'll have the exam and then order a new pair of glasses and refuse to get them when he finds out what glasses cost in the 21st century. So I warned him not to drop dead when they tell him how much the glasses will cost. He said, deadpan, "So what are they now, 20 or 30 bucks?" This was something my father always did; when you came home with something new, he would say "How much did you pay for that two-dollar dress?" when you had gotten it in a fabulous sale for $35 or something. So I answered the Hubs, "Yes, Jack, glasses are now up to 20 or 30 bucks, that should do it," and he laughed. Boy, is he in for a shock. I realize he won't need what I have -- maybe he will -- but my glasses run in the $400 to $500 range, and I get the cheapest frames I can find, or put new lenses in frames I already have. He'd better not re-use those awful aviator frames. He has one backup pair left, which I swear he wore in high school, which he wears when he's watching TV in bed. This is what he looks like in them (the one on the left, but taller):

Well, we'll see what he comes home with.
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6:15. So I went to the orthopedist, and I have rotator cuff tendonitis, and I got a cortisone shot in my shoulder, for which I rewarded myself with a pastrami sandwich for dinner.
I won't go into the stress I got in today's mail -- maybe tomorrow -- but I think I will put an icepack on my arm, which is a little sore from the shot, and then, I'll be back tomorrow with more fun.
WATCHING MASH :: ENTRY #1753