In a Perfect World

In a perfect world, garbage wouldn't smell.

Food would never go bad in my refrigerator. New food would just be there when the old food was used up, no shopping. All the cheese would be pre-sliced.

In a perfect world, nail polish would never chip and peel. In fact, natural nails would all look neat and tidy and perfectly shaped, and would never need to be filed or cut.

 

Hair would stay where you style it, and not go off on its own just because it's windy or humid.

 

In a perfect world, you would be able to buy jeans that actually fit and flatter you each time you go jeans shopping, and they would always be the right length.

 

Buying a bathing suit wouldn't become a soul-shattering experience.

 

In a perfect world, pens, pencils, paper clips, staplers and tape would always be at hand, never where you left them last and forgot where that was.

 

Glasses and keys would always be exactly where you need them to be, nowhere else.

 

In a perfect world, there would always be something worth watching on TV, even if you have no cable and have only five stations.

 

There would probably be an all Law and Order, All the Time station, which would ensure that there would always be something to watch. There would never be gold, or figure skating, or rodeo on TV, because they are boring to watch.

 

In a perfect world, all the technology would work all the time, and if it didn't, someone would immediately show up at your door to fix it or explain it to you.

 

Someone else would prepare wonderful home-cooked low-calorie meals, and would do all the laundry and cleaning, without even being asked, and put all the cars in the driveway at night.

 

In a perfect world, all the little things would take care of themselves, leaving time and energy to deal with the big things. I'm just saying.