Clarification
So I understand that my TMI was more like Not-Enough-I, because I guess I'm squeamish about all this. So here's what's going on and nothing else, and if you don't want to know, skip the entry.
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I didn't have hemorrhoids, other than the normal hemorrhoids that everyone who's over a certain age and/or ever had children have, but they're not a problem and don't require treatment. What I've got, probably as a result of the IBS attack I had for about four weeks, is anal fissures, which is cracks in the skin around the anus. For this I need to soak in warm water four or five times a day, and use medicated suppositories two or three times a day, all for two weeks, at which time it is either healed or I need surgery on what can only be described as MY ASSHOLE.
There ya go. WATCHING THE NANNY :: ENTRY #1554
Oh my, I remember them well! Painfull as hell! I could never understand the idea of soaking. Mine went away quicker when I kept them drier. Then angain, I'm nuts, so there ya go.
ReplyDeleteThanks for my first 'out loud chuckle' of the day!! I know it's NOT funny....it's a pain.....in the ass! But your last sentance set me free! Sorry. On the sincere side of things, I hope you heal quickly!!!
ReplyDeleteI hope the home remedy works for you!
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah, the result of babies. Soaking in something like epsom salts draws out the moisture... I always remember Colonel Potter advising, "...in your helmet!"
ReplyDeleteIncidentally, I'm l'empress. Google doesn't like that name.
Oh my. But yes, I agree with your other readers -- your TMI entry was extremely mysterious, but now it's all made clear! I hope it goes away without surgery...
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